Delbin: His name is Sparx, and he's helping and protecting you. Spyro: Where's Gnasty Gnorc? I'll torch him! Delbin: Keep your horns on, Spyro! You have much to learn first! Do you know what the dragonfly following you is doing? Spyro: Umm. Spyro: What about Gnasty Gnorc? I'm going after him! Nestor: Find dragons first.
#Spyro the dragon dark passage free#
Free ten dragons in the Artisans world, then find the balloonist. Gnorc: UGLY?! That does it! Spyro: Huh? Looks like I got some things to do! Artisans Nestor: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro.
Gnasty: No threat?! Lindar: Besides, he is ugly. Gnasty Gnorc: Simple?! Lindar: He has been contained in a remote world and is no threat to the dragon kingdom. We now have 12,000 treasure, or is it 14,000? Bob: What about this G-Nasty G-Norc character? Now, I understand he's found a magic spell to turn gems into warriors for his cause. Astor: Oh! It's been peaceful here in the 5 worlds, or is it 6?. There was nothing more rewarding in my teenage years than wiping one of these fuckers out with a straight dragon charge to the chest.Opening Bob: Okay, rolling. And if you fell behind even the slightest and failed to catch up with them what would they do? STOP AND LOOK BACK AT YOU AND DANCE AROUND. Forget about it if you got within 10 feet of them they took off like speed-racer–just gliding around and whatnot. That little screeching “Na na na na na na” that you could hear from miles away in any level that they were featured in. This motherfucker’s laugh haunted me in my sleep. Greedy fucking money hungry piece of shit. I’ll give you 500 gems to suck my dragon dick. Moneybags would be the equivalent of today’s modern day Wall Street worker charging you for bridge access, flight tips, and pretty much everything a moron could figure out. Like, did he not realize Spyro was a dragon? I get that he was a bear but honestly I think in a dragon versus bear type scenario the dragon would take the victory.
#Spyro the dragon dark passage how to#
This dude would piss me off to no end his little goddamn monocle and fancy ass bear tuxedo just being all dick-ish not letting you go anywhere cool or learn how to swim or any of that awesome business. There were those shifty bunny rabbit looking creatures from the Beastmakers world who would wiggle around before they charged at you at 100mph and swallowed you whole. There were the cats and dogs from Dark Passage in the Dreamweavers world who turned into huge terrifying monsters with big teeth and metal armor when the lights would go out. There was those scary ass women from Magic Crafters who had stringy green hair, long staffs, and would scream “doww” when you would charge them. Although most monsters can be diminished with a simple spurt of fire or a forward charge from this 70 pound dragon (no one thought this was odd?), however, it did not stop some of them from being terrifying and creepy. You have to be a true and faithful player for this one. But, I am sure the reason male game players must have enjoyed you so much is because if you went on one of your pointless rants about how to charge or some shit we could just press X and shut you the hell up–guarantee guys wish they had that feature for their ladies in real life. However, I never had a working memory card and was too lazy to get one at the local Best Buy so I would just leave the Playstation turned on all day and night until it overheated and glitched the fuck out of itself. Some would say she is a lifesaver due to the fact that she saves your place in the game. Something about that fiery hair, scantily glad little fairy figure, the way she zaps your pants off with her wand, and probably the fact that she’s the only character with tits makes her somewhat likable. She is one of the very few female characters in the Spyro games. Never learned about that in 8th grade biology but it’s Spyro so it must be true.
Through some miracle of science you can kill one of these things and bring a dragonfly back to life. These things are lifesavers in the Spyro world. Nonetheless, their “baaah-ing” and adorable little bouncin’ around works in a way that makes them pretty darn cute. These things are a ball of white computer graphic with a couple of oddly shaped triangle shapes thrown on them.